We all have our different ways of eating our meals. My
sister Jacqueline had a very precise and forensic way of eating her fried egg.
Wednesday night at home, when we were children, was “Egg and Chip” night with
extra chips when you wanted them. I was onto my seconds of chips whilst Jacqueline
was still dissecting her egg. Every piece of white had to be cut away from the
runny yoke, The yoke had to be kept in its untouched runny identity. Once and only
once the white had been separated and eaten could the yoke in its replica sunshine
state could be lifted and popped into her mouth, and then popped by the pressure
of her tongue against the roof of her mouth, the sheer joy and taste bud
explosion could be seen by all around the table who had observed this Wednesday
ritual, it was only me who would try to pull a funny face just as she had a
mouth full of runny egg, thus looking for the audience to get sprayed with gooey
egg, however the egg was such a prisoner to her gastronomic delight that everyone
was safe.
Jacqueline had her weird way with an egg as I had a weird way
with a Pork Pie. Saturday night, for me was Pork Pie night. It had to be
prepared and ready to sit down in front of “ Juke Box Jury” the TV Top Ten Hit
show of the late fifties and early sixties. Mum would buy a decent sized Pork
Pie and I would slice off the top crust, lift out the meat and then shovel in
lots of “Pan Yan” pickle, the Branston Pickle of its day. Once the Pan Yan was
in then back in would go the meat, firmly pushing it in so as it squished the pickle up
the sides. A layer of Pan Yan across the top and then the pastry top pushed back into
place, cut into quarters and we are ready to go. I lick my lips as I write, not
allowed Pork Pies or pickle any more, but I knew nothing of cholesterol or
blood pressure then.
At school Kevin Edwards would push food into his mouth until
he resembled a Hamster with mumps, Doug would spend most of School Dinner time separating
what looked good to eat and what did not. Semolina was Frog Spawn, peas were
bullets and the custard was, ..........actually these pages are not equipped to carry
what we called school custard.
A chum of mine travelled on a sleeper train to a business meeting
"up north". He rose and went to the Buffet Car and looked at the breakfast menu. “Scottish
Wood Cock” caught his eye, Emm yum yum!!
He envisaged a small version of a chicken delicately basted
with spices and served in its own juices. What an exciting adventure, a new
dish to excite the pallet, and so imagine his surprise when scrambled egg on
toast was served! Here was his dilemma, should he call the waiter back and say “Excuse
me, But I ordered Scottish Wood Cock” and be made to look silly if the waiter
said “Yes sire, You have It” Or are the waiters, peaking at him from behind the
curtain saying “See, he has no idea, he has asked for Scottish Wood Cock, just
to be flash, and we have given him egg on toast, he has no idea”
My Uncle Bob came up to London for an interview. He met his
future boss at a restaurant and ordered melon for his starters. He was served melon
and proceeded to shovel spoon-loads of Demerara Sugar onto his melon and the first mouthful caught fire to his
mouth as he took his first bite of “Melon and Pure Ginger”, not Demerara Sugar as he thought. What to do, remember
he is on an interview for an important job, so he felt he had handled the first
mouthful very well and with a Poker face, nodding intelligently to questions
and knowing his ears had started to melt, what to do? But now what about the next eight
mouth fulls. He got the job and later on when he was buddy- buddy with his
boss, he revealed the Melon story. “Well” said his boss “I saw all the ginger
you shovelled on and said to my wife we must try that, and we did, she thought
I was trying to kill her”
PRAYER
Please pray for the un-happy situation in Egypt.
Please pray for the un-happy situation in Egypt.
Please continue in prayer for Gwen More and the family as they come to terms with a court hearing.
Please continue in prayer for Illdephonse, as he works with officials to secure a visit of his Mother and the children's grand mother.
Please give thanks for the plans which are taking on a very good shape for our 150th anniversary celebrations on the 14th and 15th September.
Please pray for our youth, the our search for a new Youth Leader and the plans in place at the moment.
FELLA'SHIP's plans
- I have now met with Jonathan and things look good for the removal and a financial plan is in place to receive payment for the organ Please pray for these plans.
- To organise and hold a "Men's Breakfast" on the 12th October. This will be a relational evangelistic event. Please pray that our men will be graced with good response as they invite family and friends to the breakfast.
- To host our Youth by taking them out for a "CURRY EVENING" in November (TBA) Please pray that we can make a good deal at the Well Hall Tandoori for a great price and a great evening.
- Fella'Ship have found a new song to learn and sing to the church, the song is top secret!!! sssshhhhh! Please pray for their voices and rehearsals.
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